It is unwise to be impaired in one's reasoning by the limitations of logic, insofar as a measurement of unreasonable meaning ends the measured means to the end of reason that is intended by logic or whatever other means that might be reasoned to be meant to the end of achieving this end. Hence, my approach to the crumpled napkin / empty jar of mayonnaise conundrum. But I shall leave the measurement of unreasonable meaning to others, for whom time has no end.
An empty yet unclean jar bespeaks a nameless indulgence, shamed here and forevermore by this filthy vessel. This jar has whored itself out one last time. "Recycling" is such an unused euphemism. I will go back to some store. But how can I go, when this obscenity in glass can offer me no better way to wipe my now bleeding eyes?
A crumpled napkin then: disgusting. I'll never wipe my eyes with this!
An empty jar of mayonnaise? I suppose I could fill it up with blood.
At last, dear reader, I hope this review has been both helpful and informative.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
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